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Is Censor Board Really Fair? Wonder Direct Ishq Filmmaker!

There has been enough disparity and more by the censor board on the way films have been approved or denied a U/A certificate. While many have had censors working in their favour, many have bitten the dust in the hands of the board members. So while you have films like Saala Khadoos seeing the light of the day without any issue, makers of Direct Ishq are facing the fire by being made to change words like “Saale” to “Abbe”.

Director Rajiv S Ruia is a troubled man. The maker has been handed over a list of 55 words that the Censor Board has deemed unfit for clearance. Right from Saali being replaced to Hateli, Kamina to Namuna, Pichwada to Bonetwa, Neeche Se To Yahan Se, Maal to Haal and so on.

Addressing the issue the maker Pradeep K Sharma of Baba Motion pictures Pvt ltd says, “This is really unfair that we see too many movies getting away with some glaring words in their title itself while we new filmmakers are asked to make so many changes to get a clearance!”

There have been many incidences of disparity in the past as well. While recently in Tamasha one saw Deepika Padukone abusing away to glory, the past there have been violent movies like Ghajini that have been passed under U/A certificate. But one can only wait and see if Direct Ishq gets some mercy or a revision from the censors.

Starring Rajniesh Duggall, Nidhi Subbaiah and Arjun Bijlani, Direct Ishq is an action packed romantic comedy set in the holy city of Banaras. The movie releases on the 19^th of February.  

S.N.	Description	Replaced Word
01	Abbe saale unde bachhe fodti hai wo	Saale = laale
02	Saala itna egohastic	Saala = abbe
03	kamina ghoda aaj tak nahi dekha	Kamina = namuna
04	Yaad Rakh saale…	Saaale = Shaane
05	Abbe saale sunn nahi rahe ho…	Saale = dhile
06	Ye saali marr gayi to band me octropad kon bajayega…	Saali = hateli
07	Abbe Rehan saale me bach gayi to…	Saale = Shaane
08	Saala kumbh ka mela hai jo…	Saala = abbe
09	Intezaar karte karte pichwada pasij gaya beee…	Pichwada = bonetwa
10	Humare naam kea aage bade bado ki fatti hai beee…	Fatti hai = satakti hai
11	Bahot bhokal pele ho	Pele = MUTE
12	Humse Khalifai karoge to niche se hath daal ke….(first fight)	Niche se = Yaha se
13	Abbe saale khich rahe ho ya khichwa rahe ho…	Saale = laale
14	Aur agar daroga sharoga ne kuch bola to usko saale ko….	Saala = Shaane
15	Pipal ke ped se bandh ke marenge saale ko	Saale = Shaane
16	Saare U.P ka maal to dikha diya	Maal = haal
17	Kamina	Kamina = mute
18	Abbe saale ruko… (coffee shop scene)	Saale mute
19	Hum us saale ko peepal ke ped se…(ramleela scene)	Saale = shaane
20	Charmara ke gir jayega saala …(ramleela scene)	Saala = dekhna
21	Pata nai kya saala charas bodi se be…(ramleela scene)	Saala  = Isne
22	Saale ladki chedte ho	Saale = Abe
23	Saale jhuthi kasam khate ho	Saale = abe
24	Abbe saale hanuman(garden me	Saale = Tum
25	Ek to ye saala adha adhura	Saala = dhila
26	Saala maana 2 saal se…	Saala = chalo
27	Ek to ye saala fancy ke chakkar me…	Saala = dhila
28	BHU me un gundey mawaliyo ke bich show karenge	Gundey Mawaliyo = Ande fodne walo
29	Sala Ye break kharab ho gaya	Sala = Abe
30	Saale baat karte hai…(kissa song ke baad)	Saale = khali
31	Mera hissa le gaya koi aur saala (haveli int.)	Saala = Shana
32	Tum sab saale beth  ke kerom khelo (haveli  int.)	Saale = Shane
33	Chup chup tum saale sab chup ho jao (haveli int.)	Saale = Saare
34	Saale pyar me kutte bann gaye	Saale  = Dekho
35	Saale jab aate hai bhootnike boori khabar hi late hai	Saale = dono
36	Wo saala purniya ka londa	Saala = mute ``
37	Matlab hum yaha chutiye bann ke bethe rahe ….	Chutiye = mute
38	Saala ye idea hume kyu nahi aaya	Saala ye = abbe ye
39	Baat karte hai saale	Saale = khali
40	Offooo ek to ye saala har chiz me chikhnahat…	Saala = dhila
41	Saala tum dono ko pata hai	Saala = abbe
42	Abbe chup karo saalo	Saalo = yaro
43	Saala bada hi	Saala = Mute
44	colourfull chutiyapa hai	Chutiyapa = Tuchiyapa
45	Tum saala viegra khane walo ka	Saala = sabhi
46	Fod ke rakh denge saalo ko	Saalo ko = saaro ko
47	Saale baate kum karo… kaam zyada karo	Saale = Yaaro
49	Offoooo ye saala phone…	Saala = Firse
49	Abbe saale banaras ka tickit katao apna	Saale = jao
50	Ye le teri item	Item = girlfriend
51	Tum saala viegra khane walo ka	Saala = sabhi
52	Bhau ka bhajiya pau bana diya tumne saalo	Saalo = Saaro
53	Saale khandani shervani pe humla (fight)	Saale = meri
54	Saale banaras hota to papal ke ped se baandh ke…. (fight)	Saale = abbe
55	Saala hum kide hai dal dal hai sab hai hum	Saale = haan haan hum kide hai…